Grow some girl-balls and come out already
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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