Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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