so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
bring money and cleavage
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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