i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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