There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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