Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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