One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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