My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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