Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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