I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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