Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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