ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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