i don't like sucking hair
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
