is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
porn star boner night. come get it.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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