a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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