He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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