We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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