I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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