ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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