wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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