look no pants
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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