your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'm passing your future prison.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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