We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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