I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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