I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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