is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Even my vagina gasped.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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