problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I look better un-naked...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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