belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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