Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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