I like to think it a success when the cops are called
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I know her cup size but not her name....
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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