Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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