just come out here and I will go home with you...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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