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• (914): View more from New York

  so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus

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• (845): View more from New York

  Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass

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  He should have died. Natural selection.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  yeah...that's gonna come up in court

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Waffles and pussy, what else is there?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.

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  Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.

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• (518): View more from New York

  True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet

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• (813): View more from Florida

  What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro

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