Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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