Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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