This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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