People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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