Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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