this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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