We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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