I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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