final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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