When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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