Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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