I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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