And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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