As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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