Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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