oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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