no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
do herpes really smell.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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