Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's blow job season.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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